Learn How Not to Read

How Not to Read
By:Dan Wilbur
Published on 2012-09-04 by Penguin

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The Last Stupid Book You’ll Ever Need to Read Don’t want to slog through lengthy old books like A Tale of Two Cities or The Giving Tree? Sick of being judged by your avid-reader “friends” who talk about books you’ve never heard of? Want to sound smarter without the strain of actually bettering yourself? Never fear. In How Not to Read, you’ll find techniques to fake your way through literature so you never have to read another book—ever! Inside, you’ll find: •Tips for getting through anything you have to read by reading faster: Just read every third word. (One Hundred Years of Solitude becomes “Many as the Colonel was, that when him ice.” Wow! It’s like a Gertrude Stein poem only more comprehensible!) •Entire genres summed up in a single page: Historical fiction becomes “Guess who else had sex: Hitler!” •Literary insults to make yourself seem smarter: “The only thing sadder than you is a Joycean epiphany!” “You’re as weak as a passive sentence written in negative form. And probably not considered by anyone to be worth more than an adverb.” It’s time to stop fearing those people who keep bringing up Ayn Rand. How Not to Read is here to liberate the world from ever needing to read a book again.

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Colm Tóibín, the particular award-winning publisher of The actual Masterand Brooklyn, revolves this particular attention for the elaborate working relationships around fathers as well as sons—in particular a concerns from the literary giants Oscar Wilde, Louis Joyce, W.B. Yeats, and additionally most of the fathers. Wilde loathed their dad, while regarded them to be a lot alike. Joyce's gregarious biological father drove your partner's child , with Ireland in europe due to their volatile outburst and additionally drinking. Whereas Yeats's dad or mom, any painter, was apparently a marvelous conversationalist as their yack was first considerably more rubbed as opposed to works of art your puppy produced. Those prominent males as well as the dads what individuals given a hand to contour these individuals occur lively during Tóibín's retelling, as will Dublin's colored inhabitants.

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